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	Name:	Feb -
	Subject:	Longneck Island
	Date:	3/28/2006 4:37:07 PM

This is all posted as humor:

I will soon be visiting Longneck Island and I am looking for a little advice as to where the best night spots are on the Island and what there is to do there. I have read so much about it on this Forum, but I have not been able to find out anything from my google searches. I am also having touble finding directions for it though my Mapquest searches. I shall travel from the cold climates of the North and visit with kin.. Travel plans made, or should I say they are in the works.. Thing is I'm going be driving, with some buddies and we need a place to stay. Somewhere reasonable on Longneck Island. Doing a long distance search, even with kin has it's limits meaning that I asking allot one, so I extend myself and ask a few. Besides I won't to know what's the best local dive ( drink and eats) one should consider as well.

I am in hopes of renting a large party boat of approximately 500 feet with 15,000 HP and twin 12 foot diameter propellers (relatives tell me it is a large lake) to exit the sleugh at either Chuck's Marina or the Cove in a slow 155 MPH navagational speed and a tour of every corner of the Lake with frequent dockings back at Longneck Island, and our comfortable stays at either a Marriott, Hyatt or even in the worst case senario a Red Roof Inn. It would also be nice to know if there is a catfish place on the Island that has Hooters Girls wearing wet T-Shirts. I think the other guys would enjoy that tremendousely. There are some that might enoy a Gay establishments on the Island that sponsor a Thong Night. We will endeavor to leave all our trash and empty cans/bottles in the wake.

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