Lake Martin Topics: How to not get stopped by MP
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4thelake
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How to not get stopped by MP
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4/29/2009 9:52:57 AM
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If you want to be a good boater at our great lake DON'T DO ANYTHING IN THE FOLLOWING STORY.
Recently me and the old lady had our kids out on our 40 foot go fast doing about 55mph through Chimney Rock. I had to use the facility so I had my 9 year old take the helm. I told him just not to hit any of the boats anchored and he would be fine, but don't touch the throttles. While I was standing on the swim platform doing my business, the old lady flicked her cig butt and almost hit me, pants down n all. The hot but did however land in my 13 year old daughters tube, burning a hole in it and causing it to deflate. Oh well. I just pulled her in the boat, gave her a Budwiser and told her we would get her tube when we got back to the marina. Now, I have been readin this forum thing and I don't even know how to spell lanyard. I don't need life jackets cause I threw my youngins in the water when they were 4 years old and told them to swim or sink. I lost my drivers license thing a few years ago when me and the old lady got hammered and ran into someone. It was their fault cause they stopped quick right in front of me. I cant believe the judge could not have figured that one out. Anyway, I don't think I need one to drive a boat. My horn and lights don't work cause my brother RayRay "rewired" my float boat so the horn would blow sweet home Alabama and goofed something up. The fire that started after that didn't do that much damage so we just ride with it. Didn't have insurance on it anyway. The back seat did burn up so when we go boat ridin, the kids have to ride on the nose. People point at us when we ride past their piers goin fast cause they can see my cute kids real good on the nose. Its to far to drive back home after a day of tanking ice cold Buds so we just drop an anchor, cut the lights out, (only one inside the cabin since the fire) and sleep it off. You cant risk gettin caught campin on the water so we just do the anchor thing in the middle of the lake. Any ho, I hope to see ya on the lake soon. You will hear the open headers and hopefully the sweet home Alabama horn soon. Lookin forward to meetin ya. BUBU
To much time on my hands this morning. :)
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