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LonghornBoater
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Pronuciation is everything
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3/3/2010 3:32:59 PM
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SOMETIMES WE FORGET THE POOR UNFORTUNATE AMONG US
Last Sunday, the pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to
express praise for answered prayers?
A lady stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a Praise. Two
months ago, my husband, Bob, had a terrible motorcycle wreck and his scrotum
was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't
know if they could help him." You could hear a muffled gasp from the men
in the congregation as they imagined the pain that poor Bob must have
experienced. "Bob was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and
every move caused him terrible pain.
We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out
they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Bob's scrotum,
and wrap wire around it to hold it in place." Again, the men in the
congregation were unnerved and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the
horrible surgery performed on Bob ... "Now," she announced in a quavering
voice, "thank the Lord, Bob is out of the hospital and the doctors say that
with time, his scrotum should recover completely." All the men sighed with
relief.
The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.
A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He said, "I'm Bob." The
entire congregation held its breath. "I just want to tell my wife that the
word is sternum."
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