Name:   LonghornBoater - Subject:   Getting A Hairdryer Through Customs Date:   4/2/2012 6:17:20 PM

  A young woman on a flight from ireland asked the priest beside
her, 'Father,
  may i ask a favor?'

  'Of course child. What can i do for you?'

  'Well, i bought an expensive woman's electric hair dryer for my
Mother's
  birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and
i'm afraid
  they'll confiscate it. is there any way you could carry it
through customs for
  me? Under your robes perhaps?

  'i would love to help you, dear, but i must warn you: i will not
lie.'
  'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.'

  When  they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her..
  The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?'
  'From the top of my head down to my waist, i have nothing to
declare.'

  The official thought this answer strange, so he asked, 'And what
do you have to
  declare from your waist to the floor?'

  'i have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman,
but which is, to
  date, unused.'

  Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father.
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