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Name:
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LonghornBoater
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My daughter wrote herself out of the will
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Date:
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6/17/2015 8:17:46 PM
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A man was telling his buddy, "You won't believe what happened last night.
My daughter walked into the living room and said, "Dad, do not pay off my
college tuition loan, cancel my allowance, throw away all my clothes and
take my iPhone and laptop. In addition, please take all of my jewelry to the
Salvation Army. Then, sell my car, take my front door key away from me
and lock me out of your house. Then, disown me and never talk to me again.
And, don’t forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to anyone
“Holy Smokes,” replied the friend, “She actually said that?”
The father replied: “Well, she didn’t actually put it quite like that. What she
said was, “Dad, meet my new boyfriend, Mohammed. We’re going to work
together on Hillary’s 2016 electioncampaign.””
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