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rude evin
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Kitty, Kitty and the........
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2/19/2008 8:35:29 PM
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State Trooper............About 3 AM one very COLD morning, Montana State Trooper Allen Nixon responded to a call there was a car off the shoulder of the road outside Great Falls Montana..........He located the car stuck deep in the snow with the engine running................Pulling up behind the car with his emergency lights on, the trooper walked to the drivers door to find CAT passed out behind the wheel of the car with a nearly empty bottle on the seat beside him...................Cat came awake when the trooper tapped the window...............Seeing the rotating lights in his rear view mirror, and the state trooper standing next to his car, he panicked...................He jerked the gear shift into drive and hit the gas.............The car's speedodometer was showing 20-30-40- and then 50 mph, but it was still stuck in the snow, wheels spinning...........Trooper Nixon, having a sense of humor, began running in place next to the speeding (but stationary) car. Cat was totally freaked, thinking the trooper was actually keeping up with him..............This goes on for about 30 seconds, then the trooper yelled "pull over"..........Cat nodded, turned his wheel and stopped the engine..............Needless to say, there was a fine involved, and now, Cat has been known to speed these days only on the water in his BLING IT ON.
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