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SPEARFISHER
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Painting The Porch
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7/17/2008 9:25:16 AM
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> A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided
> to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman' and started canvassing a nearby
> well-to-do neighborhood.
> She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had
> any odd jobs for her to do.
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> 'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he said, 'How much
> will you charge me?'
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> Delighted, the girl quickly responded, 'How about $50?'
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> The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would
> need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation said
> to her husband, 'Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the
> house?'
>
> He responded, 'That's a bit cynical, isn't it?'
>
> The wife replied, 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those
> dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately.'
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> Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
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> 'You're finished already?' the startled husband asked.
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> 'Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two
> coats.'
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> Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to
> her along with a ten dollar tip.
>
> 'And by the way, ' the blonde added, 'it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus.'
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