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	Name:	SPEARFISHER -
	Subject:	Cat's Talking Clock
	Date:	9/5/2008 10:31:08 AM

After closing time at Chuck's, Cat was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends.

He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.

'What's that big brass gong?' one of the guests asked.

'It's not a gong. It's a talking clock,' Cat replied.

'A talking clock? Seriously?' asked his astonished friend.

'Yup,' replied Cat.

'How's it work?' the friend asked, squinting at it.

'Watch,' Cat replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and stepped back. .

The three stood looking at one another for a moment.....

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, 'You a--hole! It's three-fifteen in the morning!'

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