Jokes: The Center for Disease Control

Lake Martin Topics

(Lake Martin Specific)

111,170 messages

Updated 5/28/2024 5:46:58 PM

Off-Topic

Lakes Online Forum

83,644 messages

Updated 5/28/2024 9:14:08 AM

Boat Maintenance

Lakes Online Forum

5,193 messages

Updated 4/3/2024 3:47:36 AM

Lake Martin Fishing

(Lake Martin Specific)

4,170 messages

Updated 5/28/2024 5:21:13 AM

Jokes

Lakes Online Forum

4,169 messages

Updated 4/15/2024 11:05:05 PM

Sports

Lakes Online Forum

4,261 messages

Updated 5/28/2024 6:31:10 AM

Grilling & Recipes

Lakes Online Forum

2,976 messages

Updated 3/20/2024 11:53:43 PM

Lake Martin SCUBA

(Lake Martin Specific)

169 messages

Updated 5/31/2023 1:39:35 PM

Tallapoosa River Topics

Lakes Online Forum

98 messages

Updated 4/15/2024 1:00:58 AM

Forum Usage Rules

Welcome, Guest

Select View Mode: [ classic | beta | recent ]

	Name:	HubCap -
	Subject:	The Center for Disease Control
	Date:	5/1/2009 3:44:33 PM

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreation Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

Other messages in this thread:

View Entire Thread

The Center for Disease Control - HubCap - 5/1/2009 3:44:33 PM

The Center for Disease Control - Jim Dandy - 5/1/2009 4:13:17 PM

The Center for Disease Control - muddauber - 5/2/2009 8:43:55 AM

Quick Links
Lake Martin News
Lake Martin Photos
Lake Martin Videos