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	Name:	MartiniMan -
	Subject:	France-America
	Date:	1/23/2009 4:52:18 PM

Advertisement for a French military rifle: Never fired, only dropped once.

French tanks have four gears, three in reverse and one in forward in case the enemy gets behind them.

Why do French naval boats have glass bottoms? So they can see French navy from the last war.

Why are Paris Boulevards tree lined? So the invading army can march in and not get sunburned.

Ya gotta love the Frogs. As my Dad was fond of saying, "Ah the French, a funny race, they fight with their feet and make love with their face (substituting a more colorful term starting with "f" for make love).