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Name:
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rude evin
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And the old Bull...
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7/27/2007 10:08:14 AM
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A guy named Joe was traveling thru Mexico on vacation, lost his wallet and all identification. Cutting short his trip, he attempts to make his way home, but he is stopped by the US customs agent at the border. "M ay I see your identification please ?" asks the agent. "I sorry, but I lost my wallet" replied the guy. "Sure, buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry" says the agent. "But I can prove I'm an American!" he exclaims. "I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one butt cheek and George W. Bush on the other" "This I gotta see" replies the agent. With that , Joe drops his pants and shows the agent. "By golly, you're right!" exclaims the agent. "Have a safe trip to Boston." "Thanks" he says. "How did you know I was from Boston?" The agent replies, "I recognized Ted Kennedy in the middle."
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