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Name:
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JustAGuy
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Boat speed
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4/12/2008 5:32:45 PM
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This question reminded me of a story, but if you are easily offended stop reading now.
Several years ago, one of my uncles went for a ride in a bass boat with another of his nephews. I don't know exactly how fast they went, but it seems it was in the 70 mph range.
When they got back, we asked my uncle how he liked the ride. He calmly said, "Well, I learned the answer to something I've always wondered about. I always wondered how you could be in those small boats, so close to the water, going so fast, and not worry about falling out. Well once we got past 50 mph, my butthole puckered so bad I was glued to the seat."
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