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Name:   DirtDiva The author of this post is registered as a member - Email Member
Subject:   Once upon a time.....
Date:   2/1/2008 12:18:06 AM

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....He in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied . "Just for tonight, let 's pretend we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own d$%@ blanket."

After a moment of silence, he farted.

The End

Other messages in this thread:View Entire Thread
Once upon a time..... - DirtDiva - 2/1/2008 12:18:06 AM
     Once upon a time..... - BigFoot - 2/1/2008 8:13:24 AM
          Once upon a time..... - rude evin - 2/1/2008 9:40:06 AM
     Once upon a time..... - waterbaby - 2/1/2008 9:12:12 PM



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