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	Name:	architect -
	Subject:	Aunt Caroyln
	Date:	2/16/2012 12:30:42 AM

95 year old Uncle Ned died a few weeks ago and his 92 year old wife Carolyn was a basket case after he died. She felt life wasn't worth living without Ned and decided to commit suicide so she could be with her mate of 65 years again. She took out Ned's pistol and was going to put a bullet through her heart. She wanted to make sure she aimed at the right place to do it right. No desire to hit the wrong place and merely badly injure herself and end up in the hospital as a vegetable. She called a retired nurse she knew and asked exactly where the heart was. She was told it was just below the left breast. About an hour later Aunt Carolyn was wheeled into the emergency room with a gunshot wound in the leg just above her left knee.

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Aunt Caroyln - architect - 2/16/2012 12:30:42 AM

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