Name:   architect - Subject:   Traffic Contol Date:   1/17/2015 7:55:03 PM

A hardshell baptist preacher put up a sign in front of his church as his son looked on with some concern.  The sign read "TURN YOURSELF AROUND RIGHT NOW BROTHERS AND SISTERS OR PREPARE TO MEET THY DOOM"

As they walked back into the church a car speeds by down the hill.  A few seconds later there is a squeal of brakes and an ear splitting crash.

The son looks at the preacher and says "Daddy, I told you we should have used my sign that just said 'TURN AROUND...BRIDGE WASHED OUT AHEAD'. "