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Name:   Feb The author of this post is registered as a member - Email Member
Subject:   Friday Afternoon Humor
Date:   4/28/2006 7:10:34 PM

The saying is there are two types of jokes; clean ones and funny ones. Here is a clean for you:

The History of Mayonnaise

Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was
manufactured in England.

In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled
for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for
the great ship after its stop in New York.

This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever
delivered to Mexico.

But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York.

The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.

The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss.

Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of
Mourning, which they still observe to this day.

The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known,
of course, as Sinko de Mayo.
Other messages in this thread:View Entire Thread
Friday Afternoon Humor - Feb - 4/28/2006 7:10:34 PM
     Friday Afternoon Humor - BigFoot - 4/28/2006 7:52:27 PM
          Friday Afternoon Humor - Feb - 4/28/2006 8:00:16 PM
               Sinko de Mayo- LMAO!!!!! - babygirl - 4/28/2006 8:12:34 PM
     Friday Afternoon Humor - eli - 4/28/2006 11:56:51 PM
          Friday Afternoon Humor - Feb - 4/29/2006 12:14:06 AM



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