Chattahoochee River Whitewater Topics: Security System

Chattahoochee River Whitewater Topics

(Chattahoochee River Whitewater Specific)

4 messages

Updated 1/28/2024 10:12:32 PM

Off-Topic

Lakes Online Forum

83,645 messages

Updated 5/30/2024 11:45:00 PM

Boat Maintenance

Lakes Online Forum

5,195 messages

Updated 5/31/2024 4:36:53 AM

Chattahoochee River Whitewater Fishing

(Chattahoochee River Whitewater Specific)

0 messages

Updated

Jokes

Lakes Online Forum

4,169 messages

Updated 4/15/2024 11:05:05 PM

Sports

Lakes Online Forum

4,261 messages

Updated 5/28/2024 6:31:10 AM

Grilling & Recipes

Lakes Online Forum

2,976 messages

Updated 3/20/2024 11:53:43 PM

Tallapoosa River Topics

Lakes Online Forum

98 messages

Updated 4/15/2024 1:00:58 AM

Forum Usage Rules

Welcome, Guest

Select View Mode: [ classic | beta | recent ]

	Name:	Ulysses E. McGill -
	Subject:	Security System
	Date:	9/11/2007 1:47:57 PM

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim,

I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls-- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.

Other messages in this thread:

View Entire Thread

Security System - Ulysses E. McGill - 9/11/2007 1:47:57 PM

Security System - PC Al - 9/11/2007 3:36:33 PM

Security System - BDGRIFF - 9/12/2007 8:09:53 AM

Quick Links
Chattahoochee River Whitewater News
Chattahoochee River Whitewater Photos
Chattahoochee River Whitewater Videos