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	Name:	Kizma Anuice -
	Subject:	1am boat partiers
	Date:	7/22/2012 5:49:05 PM

Get a semi auto assault rifle and about 2000 tracer rounds. When this is going on go out on your dock and start firing tracer rounds in the air. It is actually great fun.

While you are at the ammo store get about 500 shotgun shells. Don't get target load, get the ones with the most powder. Find out where these people live and the next morning about 5 AM anchor close to their place.

Start firing the shotgun shells. After about 500 shots , 10 gauge works best they will be headed to the Emergency Room because their hangovers and the loud noise will make their heads feel like they are about to burst.

If all of this fails you will have to actually do a little work and build one of these oxy propane cannons. Mount it on your tooner, and visit you friends at 5 AM.

http://blog.makezine.com/2007/07/12/diy-oxygenpropane-cannon/

URL: OXY/PROPANE CANNON

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1am boat partiers - joyrider - 7/22/2012 1:57:59 AM

1am boat partiers - MartiniMan - 7/22/2012 8:35:41 AM

1am boat partiers - CAT BOAT - 7/22/2012 9:31:33 AM

1am boat partiers - joyrider - 7/22/2012 10:02:17 AM

Dang, better not be Cat in my Malibu! - MartiniMan - 7/22/2012 1:52:55 PM

Dang, better not be Cat in my Malibu! - CAT BOAT - 7/23/2012 9:37:21 AM

Even worse news!! - MartiniMan - 7/23/2012 9:46:06 AM

Even worse news!! - CAT BOAT - 7/23/2012 5:23:13 PM

1am boat partiers - Kizma Anuice - 7/22/2012 5:49:05 PM

No such thing - Summer Lover - 7/23/2012 11:34:33 AM

1am boat partiers - CenturyCC - 7/23/2012 9:22:47 AM

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