Name:   MrHodja - Subject:   Impractical solution Date:   6/12/2016 9:38:01 PM

Being at the end of a slough we don't have a problem with wakeboard boats, but I have been through the Narrows many times and can feel your pain.

In a dream world you could suspend some of those marker buoys underneath the surface and when a rude wake boarder comes by release them by remote control either one at a time like waterborne whack a mole, or even in a multi-unit broadside.  I know it is impractical but surely would be fun to watch!