Name:   oneshot - Subject:   Mad housewife Date:   3/26/2015 4:36:07 PM

Two policemen call the station on the radio.

“Patrol 721 to Headquarters”

"This is Headquarters – go ahead"

"We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean."

"Have you arrested the woman?"

"No sir. The floor is still wet."