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	Name:	DirtDiva -
	Subject:	What Really Happened?
	Date:	2/6/2010 11:58:59 PM

Sitting together on a train was Barack Obama, George Bush, a little old lady, and a young blonde girl with large tata's.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek.

No one speaks.

The old lady thinks:
Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.

The blonde girl thinks:
Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him.

Obama thinks:
Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

Bush thinks:
I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack Obama again.

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What Really Happened? - DirtDiva - 2/6/2010 11:58:59 PM

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