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	Name:	architect -
	Subject:	A drunk goes to confession
	Date:	1/4/2011 5:46:21 PM

A three-sheets-to-the-wind-knee-walking drunk staggers into a church. After falling over several pews and almost upending the holy water font and a candle stand he manages to find and enter the confessional. A priest, who witnesses the pitiable mans actions, rushes to enter his side of the confessional. He is anxious to give the spiritual guidance the man so obviously needs. He asks "My son, may I be of help to you?" The drunk replies "Uh...I dunno man...you got any paper in that stall?"

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A drunk goes to confession - architect - 1/4/2011 5:46:21 PM

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