Name:   muddauber - Subject:   At A Party Date:   7/21/2011 8:15:10 AM

The party was going really well and the drinks were flowing freely. A man was getting along very well with an attractive young woman and he asked the host, "Do you mind if I use one of your spare bedrooms?"

"Not at all, Dave," replied the gracious host, "the bedrooms are upstairs, but make sure you use the second one on the left."

"Oh, all right...," said the man, "why?"

"Tom and your wife are using the first one."