USMC Best Joke of
the Year
A Marine squad was
marching north of Fallujah
when they came upon
an iraqi terrorist who was
badly injured and
unconscious.
On the opposite side
of the road was an American Marine in a similar but
less serious state.
The Marine was
conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men,
the squad leader
asked the injured Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported,
i was heavily armed and moving
north along the
highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.
We saw each other
and both took cover in the ditches along the road.
i yelled to him that
Saddam Hussein was a
miserable, lowlife
scum bag who got what he deserved.
He yelled back that
Barack Obama is a
lying,
good-for-nothing, left wing Commie who isn't even an American.
So i said that Osama Bin Laden
dresses and acts
like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian!
He retaliated by yelling,
Oh yeah?
Well, so does Nancy
Pelosi!.
And, there we were, in the middle of the road,
shaking hands, when
a truck hit us.
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