Name:   lakngulf - Subject:   "Green" Date:   5/24/2012 2:52:30 PM

This is Cat's message to McGill about the upcoming grilling competition, to the tune of Taylor Swift's "Mean".

"Green"

You, with your Big Green Ego
And natural lump coals so hot
You, have knocked off on my grill again
Got me feeling like its nothing
You, with you ATB's and burgers
Calling me out when I'm busy
You picking on an iron chef man

You think you can take me down with a single steak
But you don't know, what you don't know...

Someday, I'll be eating a great Traeger burger
And all you're ever gonna be is green
Someday, I'll learn how to cook bar-b-que
And all you're ever gonna be is green
Why you like that grill so green?

You, might can fool Hodja and Talisi
And Summer Lover will cave any time
Mack might get you by with the Texas crutch
Cause the Big Green Egg needs a lot of help
Big Foot will judge 'cause I'll never impress you
I just wanna fell okay again

I bet you burned your steak
And your Coors Lite was not cold
And the show ends right now
'Cause you can't lead me down that Green road
And you don't know, what you don't know...

Someday I'll be eating fine Traeger Prime Rib
And all you're ever gonna be is green
Someday, I'll learn how to cook bar-b-que
And all you're ever gonna be is green
Why you like that big egg so green?

And I can see you years from now at Harbor Docks
Talking about the big grill compete
With that same big loud opinion
But nobody's listening
Washed up and ranting about the same old burnt ham
Drunk and grumbling on about how I can't cook
But all you are is green, and

Someday I'll be eating a great Traeger Burger
And all you're ever gonna be is green
Someday I'll learn how to cook bar-b-que
And all you're ever gonna be is green (with envy)
Why you like that grill so green?