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	Name:	hibill -
	Subject:	The Drunk and the Preacher
	Date:	8/5/2013 2:25:54 PM

It was a rainy afternoon; the preacher was driving home from his church
when he got behind a slow moving car. The car was crossing the center
line of the road then into the ditch only to recover and dart into the
other ditch. The preacher not wanting to accuse the man of drinking
mumbled to himself: "that man must be ill."
But the drunk's driving became progressively worst.
Then the preacher mumbled: "He must be drunk"
Then
the drunks started driving slower and slower; the preacher decide to
pass the drunk. Suddenly the preacher's cars slides out of control and
lands upside down in the ditch.
As the preacher claws out of the car's window, he sees that the drunk had stopped to help.
Drunk:" Are you OK? "
Preacher: "Yes! The Lord is riding with me"
Drunk: "Well, ya better let-uuum ride with me, the way you drive....Belch.... you may kill him."
:-0......:-}

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