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LonghornBoater
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Something Useful
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11/9/2013 9:55:38 PM
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Yesterday, my daughter again asked
me why I didn't do something useful with my time. Talking
about my "doing something useful" seems to be her favorite topic of
conversation. She said that she was "only thinking about me", and
suggested that I go down to the senior center, and hang out with the other old
guys.
When I got home last night, I
decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business. I told
her that I had joined a parachute club. She said, "Are you
nuts? You're 76 years old, and you're going to start jumping out
of airplanes?" I proudly showed her that I even had a membership
card.
She looked at it
and said, "Good grief Dad, where are your glasses! This is a
membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."
I told her, "then I'm in real trouble because
I’ve signed up for five jumps a week."
Life as a senior citizen is not
getting any easier, but sometimes it can really be fun!
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