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Name:
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LonghornBoater
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Subject:
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Bride wears white for fourth wedding!
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Date:
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7/7/2015 9:19:57 AM
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A virgin bride on her 4th wedding
A woman who had been married three times walked into a bridal shop
one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown
"Of course, madam," replied the sales clerk, "exactly what type and color
dress are you looking for?"
The bride-to-be said, "A long frilly white dress with a veil."
"Please don't take this the wrong way, madam, but such dresses are
usually more fitting for the first time bride who is more innocent in the
ways of life, if you get my meaning."
"WELL!," replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's directness,
"I can assure you that a white gown would be quite appropriate. Believe it
or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as a first-time bride.
You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding, he died as
we were checking into our honeymoon hotel.
My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the limo on our way
to our honeymoon hotel that we had that wedding annulled immediately and
never spoke to each other again."
"What about your third husband?"
"That one was a DEMOCRAT ", said the woman, "and every night for four years,
he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was going to be, but
nothing ever happened."
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