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Maverick
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Live Chat Tonight 9:00CST
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8/29/2006 6:27:10 PM
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Topic of discussion - Feb needing to take "happy pills"
Now I know why he jumped on Lawn Expert.
I would have to if I had zapped myself with a Taser Gun to see if it really worked. Yes, feb actually did that, whether he admits to it or not.
Feb - I am still laughing at your email, regarding the Taser Gun incident, that was WAY TO FUNNY. Glad your OK though.
Here is a quick excert from the email feb sent me regarding the incident: (SORRY feb this is just way TOO FUNNY not to share with ALL YOUR FORUM FRIENDS) - Had to tame it down a little as first time I tried to post I go the FBI site - LOL
Feb states in his email:
I decided to give myself a one-second burst just for the heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and HOLY SHlT!!! I'm pretty sure that Jessie Ventura ran in through the back door, picked me up out of that recliner, then body slammed me on the carpet over and over again.
I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, chest (bumpers) on fire, soaking wet from sweat with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position.
My dog was standing over me making sounds I had never heard him make before, licking my face, undoubtedly thinking to himself, "do it again, do it again!" (Note: If you ever feel compelled to mug yourself with a Tazer, one note of caution. There is no such thing as a one-second burst when you zap yourself. You're not going to let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. Then, if you're lucky, you won't dislodge one of the prongs ¼" deep in your thigh like yours truly.) SOB that hurt! A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at this point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape.
My glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. How did they get there??? My triceps, right thigh and both bumpers were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, as my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. give or take an ounce or two, I'm pretty sure. I also had to locate both my hearing aids that must of blown from my head like BBs.
I hid the Tazer in the basement since I would hate for my Wife to get mad at me and go through this agony again.
I am sharing this lessons learned information with you guys so you never make this dreadful mistake. Anyone want to buy a Tazer gun? I will offer it to you at ½ price.
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