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Name:
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SloTime
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Redneck Uncle
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10/10/2007 3:30:21 PM
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A southern redneck's pregnant sister is in a bad car accident, which causes her to fall into a deep coma.
After nearly six months, she awakens and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins - a boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them.
The woman is relieved but thinks to herself, "Oh, no! Not Bubba; he's an idiot!"
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"
"Denise," the doctor answers.
The new mother thinks, "Wow! That's a beautiful name. Maybe I was wrong about my brother. I really like the name Denise. "What's the boy's name?"
The doctor replies, ........."Denephew."
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