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	Name:	SeaRayMan -
	Subject:	Maid's Pay Raise
	Date:	1/31/2008 10:34:51 PM

The Maid asked for a raise.
The Madam was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do
you want an increase?"
Maria: "Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an
increase.
The first is that I iron better than you."
Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "The Master said so."
Madam: "Oh."
Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Madam: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?"
Maria: "The Master did."
Madam: "Oh."
Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."
Madam (very upset now): "Did the Master say so as well?"
Maria: "No Madam, the gardener did."

SHE GOT THE PAY RAISE..!

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Maid's Pay Raise - SeaRayMan - 1/31/2008 10:34:51 PM

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