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DJ
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Harley Davidson Facts
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1/11/2009 7:24:27 AM
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The Inventor of the Harley-Davidson Motorcycle, Arthur Davidson , Died and went to Heaven.At the Gates, St. Peter told Arthur.'Since you've been such a Good Man and Your Motorcycles have Changed the World, Your Reward is, you can Hang-Out with Anyone You Want to in Heaven.'Arthur Thought About it for a Minuteand then said, 'I want to Hang-Out with God.'St. Peter Took Arthur to the Throne Room,and Introduced Him to God.God Recognized Arthur and Commented,'Okay, so you were the One Who Inventedthe Harley-Davidson Motorcycle?'Arthur said, 'Yeah, That's Me...'God Commented: 'Well, what's theBig Deal in Inventing Something that'sPretty Unstable, Makes Noise andPollution and Can't Run Without a Road?'Arthur was a Bit Embarrassed, butFinally Spoke, 'Excuse me, butAren't You the Inventor of Woman?' God said, 'Ah, Yes.''Well,' said Arthur, 'Professional to Professional, You Have Some Major Design Flaws in Your Invention ! :1. There's Too Much Inconsistency in the Front-End Suspension ~ 2. It Chatters Constantly at High Speeds ~ 3. Most of Rear Ends Are Too Soft and Wobble About Too Much ~ 4. The Intake is Placed Way Too Close to the Exhaust ~5. The Maintenance Costs Are Outrageous! ~ &nbs p; 'Hmmmmm, You May Have Some Good Points There,'Replied God, 'Hold On,'---->God Went to His 'Celestial-Super-Computer',Typed in a Few Words andWaited for the Results.The Computer Printed-Out a Slip of Paper and God Read It ~'Well, it May be True That My Invention is Flawed,' God Said to Arthur,'But According to These Numbers, More Men are Riding My Invention Than Yours'
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