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THE DIFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND
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1/20/2009 9:19:04 PM
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If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.
If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.
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EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in $10, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
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MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
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BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
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ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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CATS
Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men throw things at cats.
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FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
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