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HubCap
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George and Harriet
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12/12/2009 3:51:52 AM
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>>
>> George and Harriet decided to celebrate their 50th Wedding
>> Anniversary with a trip to Las Vegas . When they entered the
>> hotel/casino and registered, a sweet young woman dressed in a very short
>> skirt became very friendly. George brushed her off.
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>> Harriet objected, "George, that young woman was nice, and you
>> were so rude."
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>> "Harriet, she's a ??????"
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>> "I don't believe you. That sweet young thing?"
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>> "Let's go up to our room and I'll prove it."
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>> In their room, George called down to the desk and asked for
>> 'Bambi' to come to Room 217. "Now," he said, "you hide in the bathroom
>> with the door open just enough to hear us, OK?"
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>> Soon, there was a knock on the door. George opened it and Bambi
>> walked in, swinging her hips provocatively.
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>> George asked, "How much do you charge?"
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>> "$125 basic rate, $100 tips for special services."
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>> Even George was taken aback. "$125? I was thinking more in the
>> range of $25."
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>> Bambi laughed derisively. "You must really be a hick if you
>> think you can buy sex for that price."
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>> "Well," said George, "I guess we can't do business. Goodbye."
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>> After she left, Harriet came out of the bathroom. She said, "I
>> just can't believe it!"
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>> George said, "Let's forget it. We'll go have a drink, then eat
>> dinner."
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>> At the bar, as they sipped their cocktails, Bambi came up
>> behind George, pointed slyly at Harriet, and said, "See what you get for
>> $25?"
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| Name: |
CAT BOAT
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George and Harriet
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Date:
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12/14/2009 9:13:50 AM
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LMAO
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