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bama dave
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Cat and the Blond
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12/27/2009 12:09:41 PM
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One day Cat, who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon.
He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship"
As the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out even the possibilities of a small boat or a raft.
Suddenly there strode from the surf a figure clad in a black wet suit. Putting aside the scuba tanks and mask and zipping down the top of the wet suit stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde!
She walked up to the stunned Cat and said to him, "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a good cigar?"
"Ten years," replied Cat.
With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wet suit and pulled out a fresh package of cigars and a lighter.
He took a cigar, slowly lit it, and took a long drag. "Faith and begorrah," said Cat, "that is so good! I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!"
"And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Jack Daniel's whiskey?" asked the blonde.
Trembling, Cat replied, "Ten years."
Hearing that, the blonde reached over to her right sleeve, unzipped a pocket there and removed a flask and handed it to him.
He opened the flask and took a long drink. " 'Tis nectar of the gods!" shouted Cat. " 'Tis truly fantastic!!!"
At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at Cat trembling and asked, "And how long has it been since you played around?"
With tears in his eyes, Cat fell to his knees and sobbed, "Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there too!"
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rude evin
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Cat and the Blond
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12/27/2009 12:53:28 PM
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HeHeHe.......good one bama d..........unfortunately you are in purgatory.........after the annual awards for 09 by Bigfoot, but before the 2010 clock starts.......!
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