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Name:	HubCap -	Reply
Subject:	Margaret and Herb*, moved to Texas
Date:	3/7/2010 6:34:29 AM

> **Herb** always wanted a pair of authentic cowboyboots, so, seeing some on

> sale, he bought them and wore them home.

>

> Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, **'Notice

> anything different about me?'

> **

> Margaret looked him over. **'Nope.'

> **

> Frustrated, **Herb** stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked

> back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.

>

> Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time,**'Notice anything

> different NOW?'

>

> **Margaret looked up and exclaimed, **'**Herb**, what's different? It's

> hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down

> again tomorrow!'

> **

> Furious, **Herb **yelled,*

>

> *'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?'**

> **

> **'Nope',** she replied.**

>

> **'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!'**

>

> **Without changing her expression,**Margaret replied,*

> *'Shoulda bought a hat,** **Herb**, **Shoulda bought a hat.'*

Name:	muddauber -	Reply
Subject:	Margaret and Herb*, moved to Texas
Date:	3/7/2010 9:34:21 AM

lol. We poor ole men sure do try, but it's awfully hard to top our women.

Name:	muddauber -	Reply
Subject:	Margaret and Herb*, moved to Texas
Date:	3/7/2010 9:34:37 AM

lol. We poor ole men sure do try, but it's awfully hard to top our women.

Name:	Feb -	Reply
Subject:	Margaret and Herb*, moved to Texas
Date:	3/8/2010 1:06:38 AM

Whats wrong with being on bottom?

Name:	HubCap -	Reply
Subject:	Margaret and Herb*, moved to Texas
Date:	3/8/2010 8:37:05 AM

Ever tried pushing a rope ?

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