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Old Diver
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6/21/2011 8:01:39 AM
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A friend asked an old farmer, whoes wife was in the hospital, how she was doing?
"Well." he said, " the doc said to prepair for the worst so I went to Goodwill and got her cloths back."
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6/21/2011 8:31:09 AM
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And we wonder why divorce lawyers are in short supply?
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HubCap
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6/21/2011 8:55:29 AM
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Grounds for Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"
She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property."
"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"
"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents."
He said, "Do you have a real grudge?"
"No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."
"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your question is 'yes'."
"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"
"Yes," she responded, "most days he gets up earlier than I do."
Is he A nagger "oh no your honor he's A 6 foot white man "
Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"
"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I never wanted a divorce. It's husband. He says he can't communicate with me."
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muddauber
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6/21/2011 11:50:12 AM
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Good one.
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