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CAT BOAT
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Found this interesting
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8/1/2011 9:48:28 AM
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Copied and pasted.
Which side of the fence?
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
If a Conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
If a Liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
If a Liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.
If a Conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it..
A Liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a Conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Liberal will delete it because he's "offended."
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Summer Lover
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You left out
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8/1/2011 4:08:41 PM
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If a conservative does not like your boat, he will learn to live with it, but indicate that you are #1 each time you go by (middle finger salute).
If a liberal does not like your boat, he will buy enough votes to outlaw it.
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houseboat
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You left out
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8/2/2011 6:51:01 AM
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Like those nice $300,000 houseboats that travel a wopping 7 MPH?
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