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HubCap
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Two prostitutes
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1/1/2012 6:55:59 AM
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Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said:
Two Prostitutes - $50.00.
A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them, and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.
At that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "Jesus Saves."
One of the girls asked the officer, "How come you don't stop them?"
"Well, that's a little different," the officer said. "Their sign pertains to religion."
The following day the same police officer noticed the same two hookers driving around with a large sign on their car.
He figured he had an easy arrest until he read their new sign:
Two Fallen Angels
Seeking Peter: $50.
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architect
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True story
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1/1/2012 9:02:39 AM (updated 1/1/2012 9:06:26 AM)
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Years ago in front of a small wholesale / retail fish-house in the Florida panhandle I saw one of those signs you rent. It is quite large, on a trailer, and has a changable message board and flashing lights. The message...
JESUS SAVES
Mullet, 49 cents a pound
This was in a rural community with one Baptist and 3 Pentecostal churches so I think it was a heartfelt message rather than an attempt to be funny. LMAO and to this day I'm sorry I didn't have my camera.
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