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Jim Dandy
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Rednecks as Paramedics
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8/23/2007 2:50:42 PM
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Leroy and Bubba are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Leroy grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
Bubba whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the Operator, "I think Leroy is dead! What should I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence. And then a shot is heard.
Bubba's voice comes back on the line, "Okay... Now what?"
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