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LifeTime Laker
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Advice column by a man.
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9/12/2007 5:19:33 PM
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Why men do not write advice columns............
Dear Walter:
I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off
for work leaving my husband in the house watching the
TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a few hundred
yards down the road when my engine conked out and
the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to
get my husband's help.
When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was
parading in front of the wardrobe mirror dressed in my
underwear and high-heel shoes, and he was wearing my
make up. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been
married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he
tried to make out that he had dressed in my lingerie
because he couldn't find his own underwear. But when I
asked him about the make up, he broke down and
admitted that he'd been wearing my clothes for six
months. I told him to stop or I would leave him.
He was let go from his job six months ago and he
says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and
worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave
him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant.
I don't feel I can get through to him anymore. Can
you please help?
Sincerely,
Mrs. Sheila Uisk
Dear Sheila:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance
can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine.
Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel
line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding
the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of
these approaches solves the problem, it could be that
the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery
pressure to the carburetor float chamber. I hope this
helps.
Walter
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Jim Dandy
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Advice column by a man.
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9/12/2007 5:55:17 PM
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Could simply be that the car ran out of gas.
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CAT BOAT
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ADVICE COLUMN BY CAT....
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9/12/2007 6:24:30 PM
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Dear CAT BOAT:
I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off
for jug fishing leaving my husband in the trailer park watching the
price is right. I hadn't gone more than a few hundred
yards down the lake when my Evinrude conked out and
the boat shuddered and quickly came off plane. I swam back to the trailer park using my orange lifevest to float on. When I busted up in the trailer I couldn't believe my eyes. He was
pimpin' in front of the closet mirror dressed in my
thongs and leather boots, and he was wearing my
make up. I am 52, my husband aka. LTL is 54 and we have been
married off and on for tweny five years. When I confronted LTL, he
quickly put in his teeth and tried to make out that he had dressed in my lingerie
because he couldn't find his own stanky underwear. The a**hole even accused me of not washing them for months on end. He knows the washer is sitting on the front porch and he knows how to use it. But when I
asked him about the make up, LTL broke down and
admitted that he'd been wearing my thongs and boots for six
years. I told him to stop or I would leave him.
He was let go from his job six months ago and he
says he has been feeling increasingly ugly and
worthless. I love LTL very much, but ever since I gave
LTL the ultimatum he has become increasingly nasty and will not bath and clean himself.
I don't feel I can get through to LTLanymore. Can
you please help?
Sincerely,
Mrs. LTL
(O.K. Somebody else take it from here)
I am sure I will pay dearly for this.
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8hcap
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ADVICE COLUMN BY CAT....
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9/12/2007 6:34:45 PM
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that was awesome!!!!
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LifeTime Laker
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ADVICE COLUMN BY CAT....
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9/12/2007 8:24:30 PM
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That witch better have secured my boat before she swam off and left it!!
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CAT BOAT
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ADVICE COLUMN BY CAT....
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9/12/2007 9:12:58 PM
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Is that the best you can do LTL? You are gettin' wimpy on us. Somebody has got to complete this. It was way too much work. I am still laughing.
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