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LifeTime Laker
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Lymerics are fun!!
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2/22/2008 10:47:18 AM
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The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its Style section called the 'Style Invitational'.
The requirements this week were to use the two words 'Lewinsky' (the Intern) and 'Kaczynski' (the Unabomber) in the same limerick.
Now, remember, the following winning entries were actually printed verbatim in the newspaper, no bleeps or xxxs:
Third place:
There once was a g irl named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
'Twas 'Hail to the Chief'
On this flute made of beef
T hat stole the front page from Kaczynski.
Second place:
Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky,
We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
Since you made such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress
And please wipe that stuff off your chinsky.
And the winning entry:
Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known,
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter,
When deciding how best to be blown.
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CAT BOAT
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Lymerics are fun!!
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2/22/2008 12:02:14 PM
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omg,lol
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Kizma Anuice
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Lymerics are fun!!
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2/22/2008 1:58:25 PM
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There once was a Senator from Mass,
Who went out to look for some @ss.
He lucked up and found it
Then phuked up and drowned it.
And now he's a thing of the past.
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waterbaby
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Lymerics are fun!!
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2/22/2008 10:29:19 PM
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Way....... way too funny!
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NautiMinded
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Lymerics are fun!!
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2/23/2008 12:13:15 AM
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HaHa.......giggle, giggle, snort, snort..........
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