Forum Thread

Lake Martin Topics

(Lake Martin Specific)

111,170 messages

Updated 5/28/2024 5:46:58 PM

Off-Topic

Lakes Online Forum

83,644 messages

Updated 5/28/2024 9:14:08 AM

Boat Maintenance

Lakes Online Forum

5,193 messages

Updated 4/3/2024 3:47:36 AM

Lake Martin Fishing

(Lake Martin Specific)

4,170 messages

Updated 5/28/2024 5:21:13 AM

Jokes

Lakes Online Forum

4,169 messages

Updated 4/15/2024 11:05:05 PM

Sports

Lakes Online Forum

4,261 messages

Updated 5/28/2024 6:31:10 AM

Grilling & Recipes

Lakes Online Forum

2,976 messages

Updated 3/20/2024 11:53:43 PM

Lake Martin SCUBA

(Lake Martin Specific)

169 messages

Updated 5/31/2023 1:39:35 PM

Tallapoosa River Topics

Lakes Online Forum

98 messages

Updated 4/15/2024 1:00:58 AM

Forum Usage Rules

Name:	NautiMinded -	Reply
Subject:	Men strike back
Date:	1/19/2009 10:00:04 AM

(I can't believe I am posting this)

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
--------------------------------------------------------------
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
--------------------------------------------------------------
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
--------------------------------------------------------------
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...'
--------------------------------------------------------------
How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
--------------------------------------------------------------
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
--------------------------------------------------------------
I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
--------------------------------------------------------------
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
--------------------------------------------------------------
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
--------------------------------------------------------------
Women will never be equal to men?
Until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
--------------------------------------------------------------
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
--------------------------------------------------------------

Name:	DJ -	Reply
Subject:	Men strike back
Date:	1/19/2009 10:52:16 AM

WOW, finally a woman that understands men, these things are all true and you are no doubt the most sought after female on the planet. Can you clean as well as cook fish and game too?

Name:	NautiMinded -	Reply
Subject:	Men strike back
Date:	1/20/2009 9:42:45 AM

Absolutely I can! Plus, I look like a trophy wife. :)

Name:	Swimmer27 -	Reply
Subject:	Men strike back
Date:	1/20/2009 12:19:03 PM

Truer words were never spoken Nauti.................

Name:	DJ -	Reply
Subject:	Men strike back
Date:	1/20/2009 8:04:20 PM

I'd agree with that since I've seen a picture of you in a bikini!

Quick Links
Lake Martin News
Lake Martin Photos
Lake Martin Videos