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HubCap
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THE SECOND AMENDMENT
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3/3/2009 5:50:53 AM
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The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. (waiting for attack)
The sword is more important than the shield, and skill is more important than either.. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental.
1. Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
2. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.
3. I carry a gun cause a cop is too heavy.
4. When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away. (apologies to T-dog)
5. A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him 'Why do you carry a 45?' The Ranger responded, 'Because they don't make a 46.'
6. The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. 'Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?' 'No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my shotgun.'
7. Beware the man who only has one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!!
But wait, there's more!
I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house. I said I did. She said 'Well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!' To which I said, of course it is loaded, can't work without bullets!' She then asked, 'Are you that afraid of someone evil coming into your house?' My reply was, 'No not at all. I am not afraid of the house catching fire either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and they are all loaded too.' To which I'll add, having a gun in the house that isn't loaded is like having a car in the garage without gas in the tank.
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Swimmer27
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THE SECOND AMENDMENT
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3/3/2009 9:43:04 AM
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I love #5. Reminded me of a Telly Savalas exchange in the movie "The Dirty Dozen". He says to one of the recruits, "I hear you like heavy weapons" and he responds "not if I can find a light one sir".
Be sure to get your first shot off fast, this will startle your opponent and give you time to make the second one count! LL
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Summer Lover
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THE SECOND AMENDMENT
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3/3/2009 4:51:16 PM
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You must ALWAYS fire two warning shots and yell STOP! The proper order is:
1: Fire two warning shots aimed high center of mass.
2: Fire third shot at bridge of the nose - move if target is not visible after step #1.
3: Yell STOP!
4: Perform tactical reload while gaining a cover position.
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