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Name:   architect - Email Member
Subject:   Meeting your maker
Date:   5/9/2009 4:38:39 PM

Two very old, very traditional and very conservative gentleman, Harry and Bill, who are lifelong friends, are having lunch in the nursing home after church one day. The get into a deeply serious conversation about what to expect in the not very distant future when they meet their maker. They agree that whichever gets to heaven first will make an attempt to come back in spirit to tell the other all about God. Not two weeks pass before Harry dies. After only a couple of days after the funeral he returns to his friend as a vision during Bill's evening prayer. Bill says "Oh it is so good to see you Harry, I really miss you, but tell me have you met God yet?" Harry replies "Yes I have Bill and that's why I got back to you so quickly, I miss you too and hope you don't change your mind about coming up here when I tell you that she's a black lesbian!"







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