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Name:	Swimmer27 -	Reply
Subject:	A Contest
Date:	6/10/2009 5:39:34 PM

One day. As they walked, they come across a sign: "Beauty
Contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."

"I am entering!" said Snow White. After half an hour she comes
Out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"

" First Place !" said Snow White.

They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the
Strongest man in the world."

"I'm entering," says Superman. After half an hour, he returns
And they ask him, "How did you make out?"

" First Place ," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"

They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the
Greatest liar in the world?" Pinocchio enters.

After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.

"What happened?" they asked.

"Who the hell is this Nancy Pelosi?" asked Pinocchio.

Name:	CAT BOAT -	Reply
Subject:	A Contest
Date:	6/11/2009 9:12:56 AM

LMAO

Name:	lamont -	Reply
Subject:	As Larry The Cable Man...
Date:	6/11/2009 9:21:00 AM

would say..... "Now that's funny. I don't care who you are."

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