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Maverick
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Joke of the Day
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4/9/2007 4:44:25 PM
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Had to share ROFLMAO after I read this one. May be old but I have never seen it before today.
Little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk
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> >around the block?"
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> >Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
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> >"What's that mean?" asked the child.
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> >"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
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> >The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take
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> >Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the
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> >dog was in heat, and to come to you."
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> >Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."
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> >He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's
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> >backside with it to disguise the scent, and said "OK, you can go
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> >now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the
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> >block."
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> >The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog
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> >on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
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> >(YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!! )
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> >The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the
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> >block, so another dog is pushing her home."
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PC Al
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Joke of the Day
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4/9/2007 6:31:35 PM
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$ex Therapy In Florida:
A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, went to a $ex therapist’s office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"
The man says, "Will you watch us have $exual intercourse?"
The doctor gasps and raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking him to observe them, for his advice, that he agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There’s absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them $50 and he then says good bye.
The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the therapist to observe them again. The therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees, again amazed that they are on such a frequent $exual schedule at their age.
This happens again over the next few weeks. Each time the couple makes an appointment, asks him to observe, then has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor and leaves.
Finally, after five or six weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I’m sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you asking me to help you find out?"
The old man says, "We’re not asking you to find out anything. She’s married and we can’t go to her house. I’m married and we can’t go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare.
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roswellric
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Joke of the Day
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4/9/2007 8:43:20 PM
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Please, this is Alabama, no dog-in-heat jokes.
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