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Name:	Ulysses E. McGill -	Reply
Subject:	Murphy's lesser known laws
Date:	5/1/2007 6:42:27 PM

...........Old, but still applicable.

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would
be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time....on a hill....on a curve...in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by
those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and
he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12
people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Name:	Chevy4x4 -	Reply
Subject:	Murphy's lesser known laws
Date:	5/1/2007 8:08:23 PM

TO Funny!

My personal favorite: Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't

Name:	Motown -	Reply
Subject:	China's lesser known proverbs
Date:	5/2/2007 7:53:00 AM

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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget
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