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Name:	SeaRayMan -	Reply
Subject:	Top Ten Thought for 2007
Date:	12/12/2007 6:35:02 AM

"I have a scheme for stopping war.
It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one."
- Will Rogers

...and....

-Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

-Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

-Number 8
Men have two emotions:
Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

-Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.
Teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

-Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky ...
Not really good for anything, but you still can't help
but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

-Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to Criticism.

-Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00
and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

-Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

-And The Number 1 Thought For 2007 :
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is
located among millions and millions of cows in America but we
haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants are located.
Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in
charge of Immigration?

"Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers…
What you do today, might Burn Your Butt Tomorrow"

Name:	Lakeman -	Reply
Subject:	Top Ten Thought for 2007
Date:	12/12/2007 8:09:28 AM

Good job SRM. LOL!

Name:	Feb -	Reply
Subject:	Top Ten Thought for 2007
Date:	12/12/2007 9:59:14 AM

Thanks, You started my day off with a smile.

Name:	Chevy4x4 -	Reply
Subject:	11. War Eagle
Date:	12/12/2007 10:45:41 AM

Couldn't help myself

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