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Tahoe
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NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
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10/3/2007 10:03:08 AM
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1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but it's a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!! YOU!
9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.
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ALSCN
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NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
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10/3/2007 11:26:13 AM
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LMAO... ha ha ha... I hope Pier Pressure reads these, then he might understand...
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Lady
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SEVEN WORDS MEN USE
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10/3/2007 12:30:38 PM
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OK
He didn't actually hear anything you said, but he's learned that if he doesn't say something when you talk, you'll keep talking.
Five Minutes
Somewhere between "in a little while" and "the end of time". Never actually means five minutes unless you gave that as a time limit, in which case it means five minutes, timed to the closest millisecond.
Of Course I Love You for You!
He loves you for your body. If that goes, so will he.
Is it OK if I...?
He's already done it, so you may as well approve.
Loud Sigh
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh accompanies the realization that he's going to have to figure out a way to undo something he's already done in the hopes that you'd approve.
Nothing
He forgot what he was going to say, most likely because he was distracted by the subtle jiggle of your/your sister's/your best friend's/some stranger's breasts.
Thanks
Thank you. Really, really thank you -- I thought for sure you'd say no.
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Pier Pressure
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NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
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10/3/2007 1:41:58 PM
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Yes baby, I do understand. Please know that of course, I love you for you!
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ALSCN
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SEVEN WORDS MEN USE
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10/3/2007 1:56:48 PM
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That's when he gets the evil stare... good thing I love him so much :0)
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ALSCN
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NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
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10/3/2007 1:57:06 PM
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you are so sweet.
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LifeTime Laker
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One phrase all men need
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10/3/2007 4:55:38 PM
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Yes dear, I'm sorry, I can't help it, I'm a man, I can change, if I have to, I suppose
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ALSCN
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One phrase all men need
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10/4/2007 8:57:43 AM
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LTL ~ now that is funny.... I love it.
A good friend of ours once told PP when we got married that he only needed one phrase to make it through our marriage and that would be for PP to say "Your right, I'm wrong, I'm sorry"....
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Even the Devil himself can come through with a little humor now and then. A freind taught me that one a few years ago. I use it now in his memory.
Rest in peace Chopper. You are missed you BFer.
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LifeTime Laker
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Correction!!!
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10/7/2007 8:42:16 AM
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It has been brought to my attention that I misquoted Chopper. I wan't to set the record straight. The proper quote goes....
I'm sorry. I can't help it. I'm JUST a man. I can't help it. I can change. If I have to. I suppose.
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Lakeman
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Correction!!!
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10/7/2007 7:16:15 PM
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I'm sorry but " wan't " is not a word. You need to activate your spell check. Also it would be nice if you had " grammar " check. This is not an attack.
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LifeTime Laker
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I'm so dissapointed
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10/8/2007 8:03:41 AM
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That you don't have me on iggy. Now climb back under the rock you crawled out from under and correct YOUR OWN grammer. Better yet start correcting some of the lies that you have posted through the years, especially these last few months.
Oh, and BTW--- this is NOT an attack either....LMAO.
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